Sound Melody Theory

Sound Melody Theory is the idea that all sounds produce a distinct and unique melody and that this melody is, in essence, the 'finger-print' of the sound. If a melody is defined as a sequence of single notes; given the right tools, one could analyze and distinguish the distinct sequence of single notes produce by any sound. If every sound can be determined to have a sequence of notes, whether determined with or without the help of audio recording and/or analysis equipment; thus, every sound can be argued to produce a distinct, unique melody.
The consequence is unlimited number of unique melodies that have the possibility to be transformed into current mainstream music by professional songwriters and producers.