Offdee Scale
Offdee Scale is the natural result of years of research in regards to ranking the attractiveness of a given individual. In an attempt to find a uniform method for ranking any two individuals, a standard was needed by which to compare them. One man, who goes by the online handle "Offdee", has created a widely published scale by which all such comparisons are now commonly handled.
Due to the need for differentiation at the extreme ends of the scale, it most notably results in a bell curve across the general population. Thus it is more accurately representative of percentiles rather than an even comparison. Initially the scale was incomplete as there was not a perceived need for any comparisons below a certain level. However, upon May 11, 2011, a need for a complete scale was discovered and the scale we have today was finally complete for use across the entirety of human civilization.
Offdee himself is not a public figure and thus is little is known about him, other than he has :style: and is a connoisseur of the fairer sex.
The complete published scale is as follows:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women)
7.5: Broke Subway girl.
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)
3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)
2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)
1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)
Due to the need for differentiation at the extreme ends of the scale, it most notably results in a bell curve across the general population. Thus it is more accurately representative of percentiles rather than an even comparison. Initially the scale was incomplete as there was not a perceived need for any comparisons below a certain level. However, upon May 11, 2011, a need for a complete scale was discovered and the scale we have today was finally complete for use across the entirety of human civilization.
Offdee himself is not a public figure and thus is little is known about him, other than he has :style: and is a connoisseur of the fairer sex.
The complete published scale is as follows:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women)
7.5: Broke Subway girl.
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)
3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)
2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)
1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)
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