Cullenism is a religion based on the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. This series, which consists of four books, follows the adventures of The Cullen family and several other characters including Bella Swan. The Cullen family are a group of extremely attractive vampires and the film adaption of Twilight turned the series into reality for many fans. One of the two main characters of the story, Edward Cullen (played by Robert Pattison in the film) captured many girls hearts from the moment the film hit the big screen. Not that girls weren't already in love with Edward from the books, but the film appears to have taken the attraction to the next level. The Cullenism religion is the belief that the books are so good that the Cullen family deserve to be worshipped and the books treated like a bible. A member of the Cullenism religion is known as a Cullenist. <references/>http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/2009/03/cullenist-beliefs-taking-twilight-to.html</ The Beliefs of Cullenism The members of Cullenism (Cullenists) have several beliefs that they think all Cullenist should believe: 1. Edward Cullen and the rest of his family are actually real. 2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author/s ever. 3. The Twilight series deserves to be worshipped. 4. If you're good in life, you will be blessed with eternity with the Cullen family but if you're bad in life then you'll be sent to James' cave. 5. Cullenist must visit the town of Forks in Washington where the books are based at least once in their lifetime. 6. The books should be treated like a bible, reading a little every day. Controversial views <references/>http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examiner~y2009m4d2-Twilight-series-spawns-religion-Edward-Cullen-is-real-members-should-read-the-books-like-a-Bible</references> The introduction of Cullenism as a religion has got many people laughing at and criticising the idea. The majority of people on the internet, even twiight fans, seem to believe that this is taking the love of twilight too far. They insist that it is ridiculous to create a religion based on fictional characters and that Cullenism could even be dangerous as a cult set up over the internet. However, with the majority of members being teenage girls, that point does seem a little difficult to believe. The thoughts of the Cullenists The members of this new found religion insist that they are only doing this to show just how much they adore the Twilight series and the characters in them. They say that all of the beliefs are important to them, although some may mean more to some members than others. They also say that there is no limit to the beliefs of the Cullenism religion and as a welcoming and caring group of people they welcome any other beliefs twilight fans may suggest. <references/>http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/2009/03/cullenist-beliefs-taking-twilight-to.html</references>
I think this is cool. That might be because I'm a teenage girl..but still.
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2. 07-12-2009 00:24
I just don't even
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3. 18-12-2009 22:45
I get the intense feeling I'm going to have my throat ripped out for not liking twilight soon :)
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4. 21-12-2009 16:21
Twilight sucks, I'm sorry, but it does. That is all. Don't kill me.
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5. 05-01-2010 12:39
right...well i'll contact the loony bin. I respect people's opinions and all that, but this is just too odd.
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6. 06-01-2010 13:41
ppl on here make me laugh. JADE , if you dont like it, thats your problem. why bother naggin? No one forced you to read it ...
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7. 13-01-2010 16:36
This is seriously the most bizarre stuff I have stumbled over on my journey across the internet. A friggen religion based on Twilight? Really? When will the world admit that Stephanie Meyer is a BAD author? She has no idea what a solid plot-line is, nor does she even care to correct spelling mistakes which just proves that she publish the books, overlooking plotholes, mistakes and retardness in general. And now a religion... Well, that's it. The world is full of messed up things as it is, but this...
Those who think this is a good idea should seriously reconsider their WHOLE life. Grow up, and if you're a fanBOY of Twilight, then grow some balls.
This fails. Twilight fails. Twilight fan fails, and most important of all. Sthephanie Meyer and all her characters fail miserably.
Yuk!
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8. 10-01-2010 23:43
*sigh*
I understand that some people like Twilight a lot... but this is depressing.
Do people actually believe this? The main idea of joining a religion is you believe in it. The Twilight series is OBVIOUS fiction. Edward and Bella and the rest of them are just characters made up by Stephanie Meyer. This shouldn't be considered a religion, even a cult is stretching it.
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9. 11-01-2010 00:56
what is this i don't even
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10. 11-01-2010 02:48
Why did so many comments just get deleted?
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11. 12-01-2010 06:50
I know 5 year olds who are more sensible.
Retards.
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12. 15-01-2010 06:24
lolwut
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13. 16-01-2010 05:52
ಠ__ಠ
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14. 18-01-2010 07:44
Cullenism sounds more like a sexualy transmitted disease to me
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15. 29-01-2010 21:01
''4. If you're good in life, you will be blessed with eternity with the Cullen family but if you're bad in life then you'll be sent to James' cave.''
Oh Meyer, YOU SUCK!
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16. 04-02-2010 03:18
sorry, but this is insanity. i can respect religious beliefs and all that. but when you base it off a fictional book and movie, made entirely for entertainment purposes,you are insane. edward, bella, the cullens (the vampire ones anyway)nor jacob, or any other people from twilight dont exist. in any way, shape, form, dimensions (unless you believe that imaginal realm stuffs)they are NOT real. and edward is not a vampire. he is just some insane retard on 10 doses of steroids, wants blood, and covered himself in glitter. doy!
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17. 24-03-2010 17:39
THIS IS MESSED UP I MEANS IM A TEENAGE GIRL AND I LOVE THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES BUT THIS THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!!!!
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18. 25-03-2010 23:50
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... LOL, this is so cool... i mean funny wise.. :D umm and they don't exist! but okay you believe what you want to.... :D :D :D
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19. 15-04-2010 19:39
oh wow now im scared
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20. 03-05-2010 00:48
this is really stupid
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21. 20-05-2010 06:20
I just... I can't... Why? Twilight isn't real. The Cullens aren't real. Stephenie Meyer is a mediocre writer, at best. The Twilight series does not deserve all this attention. It most certainly doesn't deserve to have a religion based after it. Oh, God in Heaven, I'm going to be ill.
I fear for the youth of today.
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22. 19-06-2010 11:34
What is this I don't even
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23. 02-07-2010 22:57
im kinda scared...i hate twilight and is this for real? Do these girls / some boys-there are boys that love twilight- actually do all this?
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24. 04-07-2010 23:39
uhm......this is scary. No i dont like the book and even one of my friends screams like a rabid monkey when someone asks me if i like it and i say no. But this is also a little to werrrrrrid..
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25. 10-07-2010 02:28
Dear God, I can understand being a fan of something but that's just loony/retarded/unbelievable/outlandish/stupid.
Yes, ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
- Fin
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26. 28-07-2010 02:12
Oh my, that's way to far. i don't even like twilight, and my friends that do think its insanely ridiculous. if ur going to create a religion out of fictional characters, and risk goin to hell, whatever. that's sad.
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27. 02-08-2010 20:57
what the hell?! seriously, this is insane. i mean, i love twilight and all, but this is just ridiculous. really, it's crazy.
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28. 02-10-2010 17:23
You're kidding! You, Twilight haters, quit your complaining about the series. Twilight is *okay* but anyone taking it to this level is INSANE.
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29. 31-08-2010 06:40
Well bloody hell. This is bloody awful, I tell ya. The Twilight Saga sucks, utterly and completely. This just disgusts me. If anyone really believes, and lives by this nonsense, I hope someone puts them out of their delusion, their misery. With sense, or a gun.
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30. 12-09-2010 05:53
... God help us all.
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31. 24-10-2010 21:58
this is unbelievable... I mean, what the hell is this? A religion??
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32. 03-11-2010 01:35
This is an abomination.
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33. 05-11-2010 20:45
-.- Your kidding. At first I thought this was a Joke, but now.... Ugh.
What the hell is wrong with people?! Worhsipping a book about VAMPIRES?!
I'm not a fan of twilight really at all. And to see this.... Just overall disgusts me. It's a disgrace to the term 'Religion'. I mean, come on!
You could visit every. Single. House. In. The. World. And not find a member of the bloody Cullen family from TWILIGHT. Maybe Robert Pattinson, but not the real cullens. Considering their just characters from somebody's mind.
Teenage girls, need to grow up and stop worshipping stupid shit like this. Way to far. Way. To. Damn. Far.
Now, I just beg of you, don't a bunch of cult-following, twi-tard, crazies, come freakin' stalk my IP address and come slaughter me. Or try to 'drink my blood' or 'make my mind explode with your magical vampire mind powers.' I voiced an opinion. In my country, we have Freedom of speech. Thank You.
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34. 06-11-2010 00:48
This is a joke right? A satire? Somebody making fun of the obsessive Twilight fanbase...right??
Because if this is real, then there is officially no hope.
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35. 28-12-2010 00:38
Ooookay. I love Twilight but that is going too far. WAY too far. Its FICTIONAL people!
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36. 05-01-2011 14:24
twilight simply rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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37. 08-02-2011 19:30
All this thing Cullenism sounds extremely stupid and disturbing.:(Expecially this with SMeyer, being the greatest author ever.It creeps me out, really. "Teenage girls, need to grow up and stop worshipping stupid shit like this. Way to far. Way. To. Damn. Far."-Yes, exactly.Expecially something that bad as Twilight.
